Congratulations, you’ve decided to unfuck something environmentally unfriendly in your life. While there’ll be absolutely no official recognition*, trophy or parade for saving humankind and the planet, feel free to drop it in conversation, add it to your resume or pop it in your Tinder profile.
Now, have a think about all the fuckers you know. Pass this onto them. For every person you share this with, a whale will shoot out a rainbow in gratitude.
Go forth and unfuck and spread the word.
*We've put together some non official recognition for those who like pats on the back. Leave your email address, lower your expectations and we’ll send it right over.