Be An Unfucker

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Be An Unfucker


The original Unfucker tote bag

Bad Ass Black
Everyone needs a slightly fancier tote. Why is it fancier? Because it’s black, matches most outfits and you can’t see if it’s dirty. It's big enough for a large wheel of cheese but not a tiny human.  
100% Certified Organic

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Why are we making them?
We want to raise awareness about the environment, The Unfuckers, as well as give people an eco-friendly and ethically sound bag to carry their shit in.

What’s so good about them?
After a lot of searching, we decided on Earth Positive Apparel. Their products are 100% organic with 90% Reduced CO2. They’re made in India and are part of the Fair Wear Foundation that work to improve labour conditions for factory workers. We have also used eco friendly permaset ink to print on the bags. Niiiiice. 

Is there anything else I need to know?

  • Australia and NZ, we're starting with you guys first. If you're from a country that we don't ship to, email us at and we'll work something out. 
  • New Zealand: we wanted to give you a cheap option. So if you purchase one bag, it can be sent as a letter but it's not trackable. If you want a tracked option, get a friend and buy 2 bags so you can split postage. Just an idea.
  • The shipping costs are based on buying a max of 4 bags. If you want to buy more, please send us an email instead of freaking out our form. It's a delicate thing.
  • From how we sourced these bags to the packaging we chose, we've weighed up the options to try and choose the most eco friendly option. It hurt our brains and crossed off a future job for either of us in green logistics.